real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
most embarassing video ever im just gonna go and dig a hole and hide inside it for centuries
OMG IMD YING
OHMY G. HO. D
FOR THE PEOPLE ASKING, NO I DID NOT MEAN TO RECORD THIS IT WAS MEANT TO BE PRIVATE SENORPACMAN TIME
im still reminded of this stupid stunt i pulled back in 2011
i went on deviantart and told myself to buy the first result i got after hitting the random deviation button
i ended up buying this crudely drawn MS paint picture of knuckles punching sonic the hedgehog in the face.
i framed it and places it next to my turntable, and it has been there ever since. i still dont regret it.
ladies and gentlemen, we have found the real-life dave strider
ill hunt you down and piss on everything you’ve ever loved
SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE
this is the most perfect thing
that isn’t even a real fedora
its not even a trilby
its just an ugly hat
sometimes i forget some of my favorite bloggers follow me and then i see
and then i get all happy because i’m an annoying piece of shit and they’re still here
nasty slut takes 12 inch dildo up ass
u kno when you really really wanna be somebody’s friend and u admire them from a far like “i wanna be your friend" then you actually become their friend
Rodney Alan Greenblat for PaRappa and PJ Berri, mean wonder pretty.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
there was porn on my dash while my mom was looking over my shoulder