softandcreamy:

real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

(Source: hotslut69)

senorpacman:

helvetica-sans:

kururu4ever:

senorpacman:

most embarassing video ever im just gonna go and dig a hole and hide inside it for centuries

OMG IMD YING

OHMY G. HO. D

FOR THE PEOPLE ASKING, NO I DID NOT MEAN TO RECORD THIS IT WAS MEANT TO BE PRIVATE SENORPACMAN TIME

tagged as → #FAVE

2hushit:

anomalousentity:

2hushit:

im still reminded of this stupid stunt i pulled back in 2011

i went on deviantart and told myself to buy the first result i got after hitting the random deviation button

i ended up buying this crudely drawn MS paint picture of knuckles punching sonic the hedgehog in the face.

i framed it and places it next to my turntable, and it has been there ever since. i still dont regret it.

ladies and gentlemen, we have found the real-life dave strider

ill hunt you down and piss on everything you’ve ever loved

pantslesswrock:

queenofdorite:

eorcanstan:

omfg

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE


this is the most perfect thing
that isn’t even a real fedora
its not even a trilby
its just an ugly hat

pantslesswrock:

queenofdorite:

eorcanstan:

omfg

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

this is the most perfect thing

that isn’t even a real fedora

its not even a trilby

its just an ugly hat

ciryes:

Yeeeeeeah

ciryes:

Yeeeeeeah

sometimes i forget some of my favorite bloggers follow me and then i see

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and then i get all happy because i’m an annoying piece of shit and they’re still here

(Source: terrakion)

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

nasty slut takes 12 inch dildo up ass

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

nasty slut takes 12 inch dildo up ass

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martinfreeman:

u kno when you really really wanna be somebody’s friend and u admire them from a far like “i wanna be your friend" then you actually become their friend 

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parappathedog:

Rodney Alan Greenblat for PaRappa and PJ Berri, mean wonder pretty.

parappathedog:

Rodney Alan Greenblat for PaRappa and PJ Berri, mean wonder pretty.


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milkbarista:

funky flow

milkbarista:

funky flow

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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dilclo:

there was porn on my dash while my mom was looking over my shoulder

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(Source: kuwabaraaa)

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imnotmacklemore:

imnotmacklemore:

Only losers respond to their own posts.

Haha I know right!?

(Source: raduate)

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